天頂

ZENITHてんちょう[/ˈzinəθ/]名詞

解説

人間が立っているとき、またはキャベツが育っているときにその真上にある天の一点。

ベッドに寝ている人間や鍋の中のキャベツ天頂を持たないとされた。
この見解に異論もあり、「体の姿勢は無関係」とする水平派と、そうでない垂直派が争った。

最終的に垂直派の哲学者クセノバスが、
敵対する学派の長の首を投げ込み「この首の天頂を決めろ」と迫ったことで、水平主義は消滅した。

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Original

The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though from this view of the matter there was once a considerably dissent among the learned, some holding that the posture of the body was immaterial. These were called Horizontalists, their opponents, Verticalists. The Horizontalist heresy was finally extinguished by Xanobus, the philosopher-king of Abara, a zealous Verticalist. Entering an assembly of philosophers who were debating the matter, he cast a severed human head at the feet of his opponents and asked them to determine its zenith, explaining that its body was hanging by the heels outside. Observing that it was the head of their leader, the Horizontalists hastened to profess themselves converted to whatever opinion the Crown might be pleased to hold, and Horizontalism took its place among fides defuncti.

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