レタス

LETTUCEれたす[/ˈlɛtəs/]名詞

解説

アブラナ科の一種。

敬虔美食家ヘンジスト・ペリー曰く
「神は義人には油たっぷりのドレッシングを与え、悪人には酢と砂糖の粗末なドレッシングを与える」

義人はそれを食べて喜びに輝き、悪人は複雑な腹痛を起こして泣き叫ぶ。

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Original

An herb of the genus Lactuca, "Wherewith," says that pious gastronome, Hengist Pelly, "God has been pleased to reward the good and punish the wicked. For by his inner light the righteous man has discerned a manner of compounding for it a dressing to the appetency whereof a multitude of gustible condiments conspire, being reconciled and ameliorated with profusion of oil, the entire comestible making glad the heart of the godly and causing his face to shine. But the person of spiritual unworth is successfully tempted to the Adversary to eat of lettuce with destitution of oil, mustard, egg, salt and garlic, and with a rascal bath of vinegar polluted with sugar. Wherefore the person of spiritual unworth suffers an intestinal pang of strange complexity and raises the song."

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